Others Fly Swords, I Ride a Bike: The Blind Box System Can Slay Gods

After a stroke of luck, retired soldier Song Bida transmigrates into a fantasy world and becomes a carefree, lecherous wanderer. With a blind-box System at his disposal, while others fly on swords, he roams the world on a postnatal supreme-treasure delivery tricycle! He’ll take off at the slightest provocation! He thought he’d live it up like this until the end of his days. But after saving the Tang Kingdom’s female emperor, he unexpectedly finds himself a father. His outlook changes, and he sets out to protect his daughter and find peace. While secretly investigating the forbidden art of planting demons in Daoist embryos, he takes on an eighth-rank Venerable with his sixth-rank cultivation, asking, “Can you withstand a punch from my Ox Talisman?” Later, he joins forces with the Dragon Clan and the Phoenix Clan, even teaming up with the greatest villain to stand against an Immortal King exiled from the Immortal Realm! With the Twelve Talismans in hand, he kills gods when gods stand in his way. But after the battle with the Immortal King, his Dao companion dies and turns into an egg. Dragged into the Boundless Abyss, he discovers the truth behind why no one in the cultivation world can ascend. The path to heaven was a scam. The Immortal Emperors and Immortal Kings are all just pawns!