What? The Apocalypse! Don't Panic, I Have a Grand Hotel

[Invincible System + management + no romance + brainless wish fulfillment + includes GL] Jiang Yuxue never imagined she’d get caught up in the wave of transmigration just by taking a bath. The moment she opened her eyes, she nearly came face-to-face with a zombie. Luckily, the System, Xiao Ba, came online just in time! System: Dear prospective Host, my protective shield will fail in five seconds. Please confirm that you wish to bind with the System. Jiang Yuxue: Bind, bind, bind! Bind me! If I don’t bind now, I’m a goner! System: La la la, your invincible, adorable, kind, charming System Xiao Ba is here to serve you, yes! Jiang Yuxue: One thousand words omitted. System: You’re in luck. I’m a newly launched apocalypse management System, and since I’m the first of my kind, I have unlimited privileges and will dote on my Host without limits. System: Everything I do is for my Host. No tasks, no punishments. Slacken off however you like. This System will always be on your side! (Well, aren’t you charmed by this System? Hehehehe.) Jiang Yuxue: Something this good exists? Why didn’t you show up sooner! And so Jiang Yuxue found herself in a dilapidated inn, with the stench of decay wafting over her. Jiang Yuxue: This is the hotel you were talking about? This rundown inn? Are you trying to fool me? System: Of course not. Everything made by the System is top quality. Just wait. It’ll be different after an upgrade. Jiang Yuxue: It needs an upgrade too? Didn’t you say I could slack off however I wanted? Oh well. Since she was here, she might as well make the best of it. I’m no good at writing blurbs, so please check out the story itself!