League of Legends: I Didn't Retire, Nobody Wanted Me

EDG Manager’s Diary

“I’m Abu. I’ve just been promoted from coach to manager.”

“Koro’s grown disloyal and doesn’t want to play for EDG anymore. He’s asking to transfer to RNG.”

“Mouse still isn’t up to the job. He really can’t handle the pressure of high-intensity matches.”

“Clearlove only has a few years left in him. Are we going to let another year go to waste?”

“Wait, RNG released their top laner?”

“Clearlove recommended him? Then let’s bring him in for a tryout.”

“The tryout went pretty well... His champion picks are just a little odd. What’s with playing Zilean and Shaco top?”

“No matter. He has the fundamentals. We’ll just get him to play as a team and use tanks.”

“Wait! Why is he still picking all this weird stuff in matches?”

“This won’t do. He has to play for the team!”

“How did we end up on the World Championship finals stage?”

“We... won the championship?!”