A Guide to Self-Help for Authors of Abusive Novel

I'm a web novelist who earns over ten thousand yuan a month writing stories about torturing female characters. At three in the morning, my fourth female protagonist grabbed me by the neck. My specialty is making my female protagonists get terminal illnesses in their prime, have their kidneys harvested during their sweetest romances, and jump off buildings just before they're about to find happiness. At three in the morning, I sipped my iced Americano and typed the latest chapter of "Deeply Rooted Love"—"On the day Su Wan miscarried, because she dirtied Gu Chen's white moonlight's skirt, Gu Chen made her reflect on her actions in the pouring rain." The moment I pressed enter, the number of subscribers in the background skyrocketed.