Genshin Impact: The White-Haired Dumpling That Fell from the Sky

A tale of how a thrifty accountant was bankrupted across all of Teyvat by a white-haired bundle who fell out of the sky. Liu Yu, the Golden Accountant of Liyue’s Ministry of Civil Affairs, lives by the motto, “The books must balance.” Then one day, while checking ledgers in the Guili Plains, he was struck by a flash of golden light. A white-haired girl calling herself the “Herrscher of the End,” along with a crashed interstellar battleship, landed squarely in his arms. From that moment on, his accounts spiraled out of control: - Kitchen repair costs × N - Emotional damages for all of Qingce Village - Diplomatic compensation to Snezhnaya × an astronomical sum - One VIP reservation at Wangsheng Funeral Parlor (Hu Tao enthusiastically promotes her “Herrscher Special Coffin Package”) Kiana Kaslana, the Herrscher of the End from the Honkai world, is now Teyvat’s famous “Kitchen God” (self-proclaimed). Her goals in life are: 1. Find a way to repair the Hyperion 2. Eat her way through Teyvat’s delicacies (and blow up every kitchen) 3. Teach Liu Yu that “the ledger isn’t for holding grudges” “Liu Yu! Look! I turned your abacus into a missile launcher for the Fatui!” “...That’s the fifth abacus this month.” When the Tsaritsa’s envoys come calling, and the frogs in Qingce Village start tap-dancing from the Electro... Liu Yu finally realizes that a new item has been added to his life’s ledger, one that can never be tallied up. (Kiana is the Herrscher of the End, but her personality and intelligence are still the same as they were in her “Idiotka” days.)