Journey to the West: I Open a Shop in the Heavenly Court

“Have you heard? There's a shop in the market district of the Seventeenth Heaven that sells all kinds of delicious food. They say even the Jade Emperor is a regular!” “A shop? Fellow immortal, how long have you been in seclusion?” “Five hundred years.” “That explains it! There aren't any shops anymore!” “They've long since grown into huge corporations spanning electricity, communications, real estate, technology, food, and cosmetics.” “I hear the company's boss swims every day in a pool made of Mystic Essence Pills!” “Wow, he must be rich. Does he eat with gold chopsticks, too?” Jia Ye: “Buddha, Tang Sanzang and his disciples have reached the Flowing Sand River.” Tathagata: “I know that without you telling me.” “Truly, Buddha knows everything under heaven.” “I don't know a damn thing! That pig Zhu Bajie is livestreaming right now! Who in the Three Realms doesn't know where they are?” “I see... So that's how it is...” “Mobile phones are far too dangerous! Starting today, Spirit Mountain is banning phones, livestreams, and games.” Ananda suddenly rushed into the Great Hall: “Buddha, Buddha! People from the Laojun Luyu Heavenly Court Company are here to install the power lines.” “Ananda, why didn't you say so sooner? Come with me, quickly. We must go out and welcome them.” It's still Journey to the West, and the Heavenly Court is still the Heavenly Court. It's just become a little less serious...