I’m a B-Rank Defective, and the Big Shots Adore Me!

[Synopsis]: Reclaimed from the start, with the whole galaxy waiting to laugh at me, a defective B-rank unit! Who knew that this lazy C-07 would become the marshal’s household mascot by brewing tea, growing flowers, and baking cookies, then get mistakenly kidnapped by pirates to serve as their “domestic assistant”! Ding! Your “Pacifist” aura is now active. Your life skills’ charm is MAX, the marshal’s favorability is +999, the pirate captain’s favorability is +999, and the imperial crown prince is keeping a close eye on you! Should I keep laying low and survive as a lazy fish, or be forced into the spotlight as the galaxy’s beloved darling, while helping the marshal track down the mastermind behind it all? The entire galaxy is dumbfounded! How did C-07, who nearly got scrapped, become a rare, galaxy-wide protected species, with the marshal, the crown prince, and the pirate captain all fighting over me?!