What's with the Poison in My Food? Bro, I Just Have Low Blood Sugar

【Everyday Meltdowns + School Life + Absurd Humor + Comedy + Chuunibyou】 On the first day of freshman year, Jiang Fan watched his best friend Xu Le collapse face-first onto the desk after taking only two bites, completely unresponsive. He stared in disbelief at the food in front of him. Looking at the meal he’d already eaten halfway through, a terrible thought crept into Jiang Fan’s mind. “Oh no! The food is poisoned!” The students in the cafeteria turned toward the shouting. All they saw was Xu Le slumped over the table, his life hanging in the balance, while Jiang Fan stood beside him, frantically trying to gag himself. The entire cafeteria fell silent. Quite a few students sat frozen in their seats. Then the whole place erupted. Those who had eaten only half their meal started frantically gagging themselves, trying to save their own lives. “Blegh! Come on, mouth, spit it out!” Those who had already finished eating slumped in their chairs, their spirits crushed. “It’s over, we’re all doomed!” The cooks and cafeteria ladies stared at each other, then eyed one another suspiciously. “My cooking is definitely safe!” “I washed those vegetables until they were spotless!” Half an hour later, Xu Le slowly woke up. He looked around the empty cafeteria in bewilderment. “What happened? Where is everyone?” “Didn’t you get poisoned and kick the bucket?” “What poisoning? My blood sugar just dropped!” … Faints in class Jiang Fan: “My buddy’s gone just like that? You did this, you fiend!” Faints during military training Jiang Fan: “The drill instructor worked him to death!” Faints during a medical checkup Jiang Fan: “The nurse stabbed him to death!” The teacher, drill instructor, and nurse fell to their knees, repeatedly kowtowing to Xu Le. “I’m sorry! Please, you have to be okay!” … When the college entrance exams ended, teachers and students across the school let out a long sigh of relief. “Those two little troublemakers are finally gone!”