Live-Streaming Horror: I Can Trade with the Heavenly Court

直播惊悚：我能和天庭交易

by Top-Ranked Pigeon (榜一大鸽)

Status: Ongoing
Length: 137k Words
Genre: Urban
Subgenre: Urban High-Concept
Updated: 2y ago
Source: Fanqie

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Synopsis

As supernatural phenomena erupt across the globe, Qin Feng joins a mysterious chat group and becomes Heaven’s exclusive personal shopper.

Nezha: I’ll lend you my Universe Ring. Hurry up and send me the game guide.

Xiaotian Dog: You’re Qin Feng? I’m a god, so why are you teaching Yang Jian how to train dogs with mortal methods?

Chang’e: Little Qin Feng, I heard you’re great at photography. Teach me sometime!

Qin Feng discovers that trading with the gods costs a fortune, so he takes to livestreaming paranormal events.

Qin Feng: Summer’s almost here. I’ll catch a female ghost and use her as an air conditioner. It’s low-carbon and eco-friendly.

Netizen: Is that really what you want an air conditioner for? I can’t even with you.

Qin Feng: Come here, you. The one in red. Say hello to the viewers.

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