You Asked Me to Unite the Three Kingdoms, So Why Am I Expanding My Harem?

(Three Kingdoms, harem, conquest, overlord, moderately satisfying) A young man was a calligraphy student at an arts high school in the 21st century. One night, while practicing calligraphy, he transmigrated to the end of the Eastern Han dynasty through a mysterious inkstone, only to discover that a foul-mouthed System lived inside it. From the start, he inherited the legacy of the Overlord of Western Chu. With an impossibly handsome face, he soon had Diao Chan, Cai Wenji, and countless other beauties falling for him. Cao Cao: “I’ve dreamed of living Xiang Ji’s life!” Hua Tuo: “Your Majesty, how is it that you feast and revel every night, yet remain in such excellent health?” System: “You’re supposed to unite the realm. Why are you expanding your harem? Believe me, I’ll sever our connection right now!” Xiang Ji: “Sure thing. I’m on it, bro!” Watch as this young man stirs up the Three Kingdoms and ushers in an age of peace and prosperity.