Slay the Gods: From the Start, Two Punches Shattered My Dream of Becoming a God

Everyone looks down on me, but I'm the one who proves them wrong. (Xie Ling: "Sigh... Why does everyone say my thought process is so weird?") I just chose a chubby hot pot skewered with Poseidon's trident, with barbecue on the side, instead of choosing between hot pot and barbecue! What's the difference?! 【Lin Qiye (slams book down and roars)】: I don't get it! Why does everyone say he's better than me? This guy used 【Nyx's black stockings as wristbands】 and stole 【Poseidon's trident to use as a barbecue skewer】! And you call him an agent? 【Zhao Kongcheng (pointing knowingly with a cigarette in his mouth)】: Tsk, I told you all ages ago that Xie Ling had 【the potential to become a god and a talent for charging protection fees】! 【Poseidon (furious)】: Xie Ling! Where's my gigantic divine artifact?! 【Give me back my trident!!! Wait! You listed it at auction to trade for spicy strips?!】 【Loki (trembling)】: Ha... hahaha... You're finished, Xie Ling! Odin is... (Bang! Odin goes flying...) 【Xie Ling (tilting his head with a smile)】: “Why would a stubborn Bronze like you need a divine artifact? Be good! Hand it over!” When a ridiculous “thought process” becomes the norm, and 【divine artifacts】 become spicy strips, Xie Ling's journey of 【wild antics】 is bound to turn the entire Slay the Gods world upside down, 【with everyone kitted out in god-tier gear】. 【Slay the Gods fanfiction + gods + blind monk + passionate comedy + no female lead + everyone messing around + slow-burn growth + spicy-strip economics】 Click to witness the hardcore daily life of history's most “inhuman” agent, the **Rift's Ultimate Disarmer!**