Slay the Gods: Bound to the Wrong Douluo System, I Become Supreme

I transmigrated into Slay the Gods and jumped off a building from the start to make a lucky break. But what do I do when the wrong System gets assigned to me? Anyone there? This is urgent.

Other people transmigrate into Slay the Gods and awaken as divine agents, with Forbidden Ruins so cool they make jaws drop.

I transmigrate into Slay the Gods and awaken Blue Silver Grass, then get forced by the System down a cultivation-fantasy back alley.

The craziest part is that this System also comes with the ability to make snarky fanfic-style comments!

[Ding! A certain master once said that Blue Silver Grass should follow the control path...]

Tang Yi: “Shut up! I'm putting every point into vitality!”

And so, the entire tone of the Slay the Gods world goes completely off the rails.