My Junior Sister Wields a Sword in One Hand and a Saber in the Other, Turning the Cultivation World Upside Down

[Goofy comedy + laugh-out-loud antics + doting romance + devoted couples + strong leads + adorable pets] When bad luck strikes, even drinking water can make you choke. Song Zhen was blasted to death by a weasel's fart, then transmigrated to another world only to be jolted awake by a stream of urine. Hunted from the start, she lost her life-saving maid, her elder sister vanished without a trace, and even the family of A Wu, the gruff man who rescued her, was nearly killed because of her. No, this wasn't bad luck. It was a setup, a conspiracy! Whoever was plotting against her had better watch out! Whether demons or deities, anyone who dared hurt her would pay the price! With a sword in her left hand and a blade in her right, she kicked open the gates of the demon palace, and the Demon King fled with his tail between his legs. She shouldered explosives and blew apart the Abyss of Demons, and the Demon Lord fell to his knees and begged for mercy. Then, at the moment the truth was revealed... With her bloodied blade at the mastermind's throat, her pupils trembled violently: That familiar face... How could it possibly be her A Wu?!