I Just Arrived in Honkai: Star Rail and Ran Straight Into IX

(Multiple heroines, not invincible. In the early stages, he’s unbeatable by anyone below Emanator level, and ordinary Emanators can’t kill him.)

After pulling a five-star in a single draw, he’s hit by a train that flies out of his phone and lands in the Star Rail universe.

He immediately runs into Black Marshal.

After Aha saves him, he successfully gets a job with the Masked Fools.

Then he spends over two thousand years lazing around, doing nothing. He’s Herta’s sworn brother, Ruan Mei’s personal assistant (read: laborer), and Screwllum’s friend. He’s also spent some time on various Xianzhou ships, become Jingliu’s master, saved Yueyu’s life, and adopted Qingni with Yukong.

He’s also gotten involved in some complicated relationships with a few people from the IPC.

Sparkle is his disciple, too. Oh, what a nightmare.

Oh, and his first love is Kafka.

Come to think of it, I’m also Stelle’s old man.

One more thing: why is there cultivation in Star Rail?

Oh, he’s from outside too. He doesn’t have much that’s worth keeping, so I’ll have to take the trouble to clean it up.

In short, this is a story about searching for love amid the Nihility, while also cleaning up a few outsiders.

(Note: Maybe they’ll even visit worlds beyond the Sea of Quanta?)

Nietzsche recalls what he was like when he first arrived in Star Rail and sighs helplessly.

“I’m tired. Can we just destroy everything?”

I’m no good at writing blurbs, so please head to the story itself.

This is a new author’s first Star Rail fanfic. I hope you’ll bear with me.