The Court Hears My Inner Thoughts, and Everyone Starts Gorging Themselves

[Alternate History + Gossip + System Missions + No Romance] Ning Zhizhi transmigrates to the Great Liang Dynasty and becomes the youngest daughter of the Duke of Ning. Born into wealth and privilege, she chooses to lie flat, enjoying the perfect life of gossiping by day and reading storybooks by night. Until one day, she finds herself standing before the imperial court. From that moment on, the court’s atmosphere changes completely. The civil and military officials all turn into eager gossips, following Ning Zhizhi around like animals in a melon patch, frantically devouring every juicy tidbit. What? The emperor is so broke he can barely make ends meet by selling his backside? What? That outrageous plan was drawn up by the emperor and empress together? The ministers: !!! The emperor blushes. I didn’t! I haven’t! Don’t make things up! I was sacrificing myself for the country! What? Minister Wang of the Ministry of Rites has that kind of kink? How weird, how outrageous, I really want to see. Everyone: We really want to see. Minister Wang: ... System: “Zhizhi, this mission is truly worthwhile. You can get grain seeds that yield ten thousand catties per mu. With those, you can bless all the people. You really can’t pass this up.” Ning Zhizhi: I want them too, but I’m a duke’s daughter, not an immortal. How could I dare slap a prince and make him willingly accept it? First Prince: Me! I’m willing!! Turn around and look at me!! As the First Prince grows anxious, the Second Prince splashes a little wine on himself, staggers over to Ning Zhizhi, closes his eyes, and falls down right in front of her. Before he collapses, he throws the First Prince a flirtatious glance. Come on, don’t go easy on me just because I’m a delicate flower! Ning Zhizhi: ...