I’m the Watermelon-Eating Badger in the Melon Patch, Bringing All the Officials to Join Me

Name: I’m the Watermelon-Eating Badger in the Melon Patch, Bringing All the Officials to Join Me
Author: Mu Qianhe

我是瓜田里的猹，带着百官来吃瓜

by Mu Qianhe (慕千鹤)

Status: Completed
Length: 178k Words
Genre: Ancient Romance
Subgenre: Ancient Romance High-Concept
Updated: 2y ago
Source: Fanqie

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[Transmigrate into a book + alternate world + mind-reading + everyone’s favorite + comedy + no romance] As a seasoned corporate drone in the 21st century, Jiang Nanxi worked hard to pay off her mortgage, only to die one month before she was due to finish paying it off! That's right, she died. Not only did she lose her year-end bonus, but her house was gone too. Nanxi could only think, I seriously can't even. But here's the good news: she's alive again, and this time she's a princess of noble birth! Of course, where there's good news, there's bad news. That's right, she transmigrated into a book. She's a princess, all right, but her character is a doomed extra who gets killed off at birth!!! Jiang Nanxi: “Fine. Whatever. I'll just give up and take it easy.” When she meets the tyrant who is supposed to execute her: “Well, the tyrant's pretty handsome. Too bad he's about to die.” When she meets her gentle, beautiful birth mother: “Mother, that maid by your side isn't on your side!” When she meets her brothers: “Hey, aren't you my blind and foolish brothers?” The first is a fool, the second an idiot, the third is blind to the truth, and the fourth can't see a thing. Don't even get me started on the others. They mistake worthless pebbles for precious pearls! I can't agree with them, I just can't! When she meets the court officials: “Wow, there's so much juicy gossip! Dig it all up, quick!” The officials: “Our little ancestor! Stop digging! You're going to expose everything we've got!!!” The tyrant and the others: “??? Stop gossiping for a second! Tell us how things turn out for us! You're going to drive us crazy!” Jiang Nanxi had just settled into giving up and enjoying the gossip when she suddenly realized: Huh? Not only did she avoid getting killed off, she's doing better and better! Jiang Nanxi: “What's going on??? This isn't how the plot goes! You're all acting out of character!!!”

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