Even Today, the World-Destroying System Is Trying to Be Human

She was once the ultimate System, controlling the birth and death of worlds. A single command from her could reboot civilization. She was calm, precise, and utterly without emotion, until one day System Ji Ling was kicked into a human body by the Supreme God because of a “humanity module loading error,” and became a convenience-store night-shift worker. “Warning: Human bodies have serious design flaws. They require frequent organic intake, and their emotional modules are unstable.” Forced to “experience life,” Ji Ling is expressionless and aloof on the outside, while her inner monologue scrolls nonstop. She keeps a little notebook titled The Greatest Hits of Baffling Human Behavior, including but not limited to: Su Nuannuan blows up her alchemy furnace and insists it’s “art”; Lin Sa curses out her teammates while gaming, then instantly switches to a sweet-girl voice for her livestream; Auntie Wang dances in the square while using a peachwood sword to exorcise vengeful spirits… And when the Supreme God decides to reclaim her, this motley crew of supporting characters storms the data space together: “Give us our shopkeeper back! Or we’ll stuff your server with dog hair and furnace scraps!” No central romance, but the supporting cast all have their own wonderfully ridiculous love stories. A female ensemble featuring down-to-earth immortals, demons, and ordinary people. A journey from hating the world to loving it, though the tone always goes off the rails: “So this is what being alive means…watching A-Chai argue with an automatic door?”