I Can Handle Transmigrating Into a Stone Lion, But Now I Have to Raise a Child and Cultivate Immortality?

【Goofy parenting + everyday social disasters + cultivating immortality + the whole family as stone lions + founding a sect】The day I transmigrated into a stone lion, I cracked up! It was embarrassing enough to be stuck guarding the sect gate, but I even had a stone-lion cub glued to the soles of my feet! Other people transmigrate as junior sisters in a sect, while I turn into a stone statue guarding the entrance? Luckily, things took a turn. By a twist of fate, I transformed into a gorgeous woman with skin of bronze and bones of steel. I carried my biological daughter, who could turn into stone cannonballs, in one hand, and had my ancestral “stone skin” golden finger in the other. In this world of cultivation, the only thing to do was fight back head-on! Run away while pregnant? No, I’m taking my kid on an adventure! My no-name husband ran off with the embroidered ball? No problem. We can find her dad and cultivate immortality at the same time. The Xuanji Sect is hunting us? The Hehuan Sect wants to use us as a cauldron? The Liuyue Sect is plotting against us? I’ll smash them all! But… why does this whole stone-lion family keep causing bigger and bigger trouble the more we search? And my no-name husband seems to have a pretty important identity? To escape the pursuit, I might as well start my own sect! And then the mute talisman master, the half-demon fox girl, the useless fellow with a trash spirit root, and the rest whom I rescued on a whim… All became my hapless disciples! Until one day, the Demon Lord rumored to have slaughtered seven sects showed up at my door. With chilling blood-red eyes, the man wrapped an arm around me and called me his wife…