The Greatest Diplomat: I Keep My Hands in My Pockets and Shake the World

Name: The Greatest Diplomat: I Keep My Hands in My Pockets and Shake the World
Author: Mad Dragon Post

最强外交官，我双手插兜震慑全球

by Mad Dragon Post (疯龙帖)

Status: Completed
Length: 1.8M Words
Genre: Urban
Subgenre: Urban High-Concept
Updated: 1mo ago
Source: Fanqie

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Synopsis

At a globally televised diplomatic negotiation, the representative from Sakura Country is gesticulating wildly, dressing up invasion as “entry” and massacre as “liberation.”

Chen Chen leisurely picks at his ear, blows on his fingertip, and half-lowers his eyelids. “Are you done barking over there?”

The room falls deathly silent!

Ten minutes later, the other side is foaming at the mouth and being carried off to the ICU.

Foreign media erupt in astonishment: Huaxia has produced a “thug in a suit”!

…

The [Strongest Rogue Diplomat System] awakens!

It has just one core rule: the more laid-back the posture and the more outrageous the remarks, the bigger the rewards!

With one hand in his pocket, he triggers god-tier mastery of foreign languages, using an authentic Kyoto aristocratic accent to mock the Sakura representative to his face for speaking their own language incorrectly;

With both hands in his pockets, he unlocks god-tier sophistry, creating a watertight logical deadlock that forces his opponent to say, “Return what you took first, then apologize,” before turning around and punching him until his face is covered in blood;

Turn his back on the spokesperson?

A blueprint for cutting-edge technology drops right away!

Batteries, electromagnetics, aerospace technology: all of it gets handed over to the nation as his “personal contributions”!

And there are even bizarre missions to help him along: make the Eagle Sauce representative suffer a complete mental breakdown on the spot, or make a female representative from some country fall for him…

From then on, an unwritten rule spreads among the great powers at the negotiating table:

Pick on anyone you like, but don't mess with that Huaxia diplomat with both hands in his pockets!

The Eagle Sauce spokesperson slams the table and roars, “Apologize publicly, or face sanctions!”

Chen Chen crosses his legs and smiles lazily. “First, answer me one question: if you drive someone into the ICU, does that mean your side has poor psychological resilience?”

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