Everyone in the Immortal Sect Is Sick, Only I Am Normal

While others transmigrate to become overpowered protagonists, I transmigrate to become the director of a mental hospital! I wake up to find the entire cultivation world filled with fellow sufferers—the narcissistic senior brother asks me every day if he's handsome, the paranoid second senior sister tests for poison in the cafeteria, the obsessive-compulsive third senior brother makes a level for his flying sword, the socially anxious fourth senior brother plays hide-and-seek with me for three years… and the most ridiculous one is the sect leader, who shouts about defying fate during the day but sneaks out at night in a white robe to eat the offerings! As the only normal person in the cultivation world, I'm going to use Pinduoduo ads and Double Eleven promotions to give these fellow sufferers electroshock therapy! My name is Ye Pianpian, an ordinary office worker…