I Switch Jobs Every Time, and Criminals Line Up for the Slammer
干一行换一行，罪犯排队进班房
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- Urban
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- Urban High-Concept
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- I’m Livestreaming Myself Slacking Off! Why Are the Criminals Trembling?我，直播摆烂！罪犯为何直打颤？Alternate title on Fanqie
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I'm live-streaming my slacking off! Why are criminals trembling? "Deep-Fried Cicada" is a very pure, lighthearted, and enjoyable read, requiring you to ignore a lot of logic. But it's very enjoyable to write; you can throw your brain away and enjoy the fun, which is great. Around four and a half stars, a promising new book.
Purely lighthearted and entertaining, lacking in logic and logic. It's readable, but I suggest skipping the plot outside of solving the case. It's slightly toxic.
Nothing else, I couldn't stop laughing. I thought it was another boring crime story, but it turned out to be a comedy, and I even received help from People's Fragments.
Two stars! The only downside is that the author updates too slowly. 😏
The plot is well-connected, the hooks are well-written, and the overall tone is detective-oriented with an entertainment-focused style. I personally think the supporting characters are quite well-developed. The overall theme avoids a stereotypical progression path.
"Following this book is very interesting. The premise of the male protagonist using a system to provide clues and assist in solving cases is very novel! Watching him easily obtain bounties and system rewards, gaining both fame and fortune, is truly enviable—this 'cheat code'-like efficiency (laughs).
The protagonist has a "Judgment System" where the wronged spirits of the dead can place orders and provide him with the locations of evidence. The best parts are the protagonist's search for evidence and his particularly funny interactions with Chief Qin Ping.
It's great, super funny, I love it! The protagonist is eccentric and has a knack for it. The author's writing style is humorous! If you love crime dramas or are looking for something to read, grab this now! I give it 9.7 Points, the rest is to prevent the author from getting arrogant. Hurry up and write more, don't be lazy!
The premise is good and quite entertaining. Although the world setting includes live streaming, it still feels like it's from ten years ago. Currently, there aren't any mindless sarcastic characters or characters who are all brawn and no brains, and hopefully there won't be any in the future. I'll add it to my collection now 🍉 Overall, it's been a very enjoyable read.
This book will definitely get you five stars, okay? The content is funny and interesting!