The Entertainment Industry Is in an Uproar, but What Does That Have to Do With My Singing?

After breaking up with the actress he had loved for four years, Xu Mu went to a bar to drink away his heartbreak.

Unexpectedly, he awakened an entertainment System, gaining a sorrowful voice and a signature emo tone from the start. As luck would have it, he was also picked as a lucky audience member to go onstage and sing.

So he chose to dedicate a song called “A Decent Farewell” to her, and to himself.

But to his surprise, the moment he began singing, the entire bar fell silent.

Female customer A: “Boo-hoo! Please stop singing, I’m going to cry my eyes out!”

Female customer B: “It’s so sad, so sad. Why, why do you have to make me think of him again?”

Female customer C: “I was wrong, I really was. Once, a true love stood right before me, but I didn’t know how to cherish it. By the time I lost it, all I could do was regret it. If Heaven gave me another chance, I’d definitely tell him those three words!”

Male customer A: “Holy crap, is this singing? This is straight-up trying to kill me!”

Male customer B: “Bro, my brother, I’m begging you, stop! Please stop!”

Bar manager: “You’re amazing, man! Want to be a star? Come join our variety show!”

And so,

Xu Mu took the stage, and after singing “Those Hurried Years”...

Judge A: “Please stop singing, I’m seriously getting depressed!”

Audience member A: “Which actress is Xu Mu’s ex-girlfriend? Damn it, come out and get back together with him already!!”

Mango Entertainment: “Boo-hoo, my heart’s been stabbed to pieces. Brother Mu, tell us, who is she?!”

Xu Mu: “I was just singing a song. How did I end up setting the whole entertainment industry off?”