
I Keep Myself Alive by Treating Hemorrhoids for the Ancients
我靠给古人割痔疮续命
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- Completed
- Length
- 230k Words
- Genre
- Ancient Romance
- Subgenre
- Palace & Household Intrigue
- Updated
- 10mo ago
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- Fanqie
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Badass Female-Led Novels That Feel So Satisfying to Read
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Historical-Era Stories with a Female Lead Who Stands on Her Own: No More Male Leads Who Keep Going to the Countryside to Help the Poor
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A CEO With Hemorrhoids, Hahaha
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Ouch, ouch, ooh, that's so interesting. An article that is biased toward women. The background is the story of a group of persecuted women (perhaps more than just women, but the leaders are indeed women) and their families first proclaimed themselves emperors and then counterattacked. The protagonist has a special identity. When he was 10 years old, he lost his memory and was kidnapped to an enemy country. When he was 18 years old, he traveled back and "cut big hemorrhoids" everywhere. By cutting big hemorrhoids, he accumulated health points and extended his life. At the same time, he could exchange for various props, including but not limited to surgical instruments, space, medical daily necessities, etc. The golden finger is very powerful.
This book is the real Gouzi literature [laughing evilly] Although I had a premonition when I read the title of the book, it turned out to be really wild after I opened it [laughing crookedly]. I always feel so dirty and disgusted when cauliflower is mentioned [crying with laughter] However, the reading experience was surprisingly gripping, and I read it in one sitting. It is female-oriented, and the female characters in it are very distinctive. They are not like many female characters in the novel, which are always stereotyped to be deep, superior, or highlight the vulgarity of small characters. The female characters in this article can make people feel their liveliness, temperament, and vitality. It's just that the development of the technology tree in the later period was a bit too idealistic, and it always felt a bit fragmented. However, this article obviously follows the path of relaxed and enjoyable writing, so it's not a big problem.
It looks good. The heroine is so funny at the beginning. She cuts hemorrhoids to earn health points. She is very different from other heroines. In the middle period, the heroine focuses on building a female-oriented world. The author also pays attention to the wording and tries not to use insulting words [adoration] [love] [love]. I hope there will be more articles about loving women.
What I said in the comment section is what I wanted to say. The part about female power characters is not written in a rigid way. In order to be strong, the characters from the protagonist to the supporting characters are very natural and there is no awkward feeling. They are born to be the first in power and never deliberately emphasize some gender thinking, controversy and awakening. In short, it is very comfortable. It's possible that the data in the book is not good, and the second half is rushed towards the end. It may be that Tomato doesn't push it.
The subject matter is very novel and eye-catching, and the content is mainly about career. Love and love are just embellishments of life. The female characters in it are all three-dimensional. If you like such strong women, girls should be strong. It's a pity that the ending is a bit rushed.
The women in it are alive and well. Although they have been disciplined, they still have the courage to fight for themselves. It's cool to watch. It was just that I felt too hasty at the end, so I left out the hemorrhoidectomy in the front, and did not write down the progress of the follow-up medical skills and the number of days to live.
This is called a cool novel, rather than a story centered on emotions. It's super good-looking. Everyone is their own protagonist. The heroine is the one who leads the way to bring things back to order and get back on track. The right way is to follow the laws of nature.
Good looking [sending heart] Hahahaha, the title and introduction are already unusually creative, weird and funny, and the text is constantly humoring you, hahahaha, I listened to the book while taking a shower, laughing so much that I almost drank the shower water, hahahahaha. [Cover face] The protagonist and the little apprentice are smart, cute, energetic, brave and transparent. All in all, they are very good. Just fighting, rustling, cutting, cutting, and eternal rule, against the sky, the ground, and the air, against the system, and the system is obedient and does not dare to say a word. It is really refreshing. [Laughs] I'll keep it simple and try not to spoil anything. My father has been taught a lesson, my cousin has been taught a lesson, and my county magistrate has been taught a lesson. Hahahahahahahahaha, it feels so good. [Like] [Laughs] It's great. There is always a disciple in the protagonist's plan. The two female characters are great. 100% Love women's writing. In the front, there are some words about the protagonist looking at him, saying he is pretty, sleeping, and so on. They are the speeches and psychological activities of the wretched uncle. You don't need to avoid lightning. The protagonist solves this uncle neatly. In the back, he does not stare at the protagonist at all. He just cuts and cuts blindly. [Eat melon] Hahaha. Also, it seems that two of the three countries are non-female worlds and non-female and male-equality worlds. Some of the male soldiers of the Red Belt Country will make disgusting remarks, but the protagonist will deal with them. I think it is acceptable and I will continue watching. [Like] The Liu Kingdom is really good. It is good at conquering and fighting. It has strict military discipline and has no wrongdoing with the people. The general is a woman and most of the soldiers are women, so they will not burn, kill and loot, nor will the small head control the big head. They will cherish life. Also, my disciple's family is also a family where women and men are equal, and my mother is very open-minded. Also, the protagonist is very stubborn and the system is very obedient, but the system mechanism sometimes makes people want to slap the system, but it can be regarded as to promote the plot, otherwise the protagonist will be happy to keep cutting, and then he will have a portable space, and he will be invincible in the world. After understanding the rules, the protagonist will also master the system. [Laughs] Hahahahaha, all the female characters are outstanding, unexpectedly, hahaha, the protagonist, the disciple, the aunt, Dr. Sun Ren, General Long, General Rui, and the little soldier who escaped from his original family and worked hard to buy a house, etc. [Sending Hearts] Wherever there is oppression, there is resistance. It's great. Moreover, the protagonist loves those who are destined to help themselves. People who help themselves will always help. Some characters begin to resist. Instead of waiting for help, the protagonist will go along with the flow. There are characters who are unable to resist for a while, but the protagonist will also help. There are only fifty chapters left to read. I saw many characters resisting, which is very good. [Like] He also pays attention to social issues, including the same crimes for human traffickers and overthrowing slavery. Later, they went deep into the grassroots to create a fair society, which made people feel very comfortable.
I thought it was abstract and funny at the beginning, but I enjoyed watching it later. Each female character has her own ideas. Although it is a bit idealistic, the heroine's decisive killing is good for her breasts. What woman has not thought about being a general and herself an emperor? As for the ending, I personally feel that it is not too hasty in the comments. If it is a short story, there is foreshadowing in the front. It is female-oriented, you can watch it 👍🏻
I think it's very interesting. Almost all the characters in it are very vivid. It's interesting that the heroine lives by her health points. I like Sun Qi very much. He is such a cute little doll. My heart melts. The scene when Xiao Sun Qi and Wang Hongxue first met was really funny. They spoke so cutely. They were very smart and had their own opinions. This is my favorite character in this novel. Please update it soon. I want to see Xiao Sun Qi's extra chapter. She is really cute!!!