
You Want Me to Cook at Three in the Morning? I’ll Slap Your Whole Family Away
让我三点做饭?我反手扇飞你全家
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- Completed
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- 1.6M Words
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- Modern Romance
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- Period Fiction
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Chapter 362, the story development, characterization and realistic description are all very good. The only thing I don't quite agree with is that for all the people caught by the heroine or the villages that were punished, in the end, in addition to bringing the bad guys to justice, there were also a bunch of positions within the system given to relevant victims or development resources allocated to related villages. Such aftermath is really unfair to the villages and villagers who have always performed well. The national government's resource allocation and support play a decisive role in local development. Dealing with it this way is really like whoever makes trouble gets rich. . I hope nothing like this will happen again in the future.
It is a good article that truly speaks out for women's rights. It reveals many shocking and tragic realities and analyzes the social and psychological reasons behind them. Fortunately, the heroine is strong enough to be invincible and can slap the villain in the face and make her breasts unblocked. Although the author wrote a lot of magical things, the reality is that without those magical abilities, this female director would really be very frustrated.
It's a really cool story, there are no twists and turns, the heroine has a high level of force, she doesn't feel aggrieved, she just takes action and slaps someone she hates directly. The heroine's enemies in the back are not afraid even if they have a system, she just burns the system with hot water.
So well written! It was the slap that attracted me at first. There are many videos about women pursuing official careers, but this is the first time I saw one who was the director of the Women's Federation. The heroine saves women and children while working hard to improve women's rights. There is also a self-redemption of women, which is thought-provoking and worth watching!
Highly recommended, the content is a bit like a hodgepodge, but the intention is quite right, it speaks for women, and the writing is refreshing. Some places are a bit outrageous, but it is acceptable. It feels like a fast-travel novel, except that the heroine is always in the same world, and the outrageous events are too dense. You can find it in the social news stories you have heard and read. There are several chapters with the same protagonist and different female thoughts. The heroine knows how to use force to solve problems. It's good not to feel aggrieved. She can conquer ten times with one force. Now I can't even read the novels like Momo Hao and Luo Liba. In fact, there are not so many stupid people. It just depends on who dares to lift the table.
I highly recommend this book, it is a period novel that is different from the past. The heroine catches spies, catches moths, and investigates corruption, which is really exciting. The heroine has always been committed to the rights and protection of women and children. Starting from joining the Women's Federation, she has gradually spoken out for women and children. It exposed some heinous evil deeds, those evil people, who are ignorant, paranoid, vicious, ignorant, and stubborn. Some state cadres, through inaction, have become the protectors and beneficiaries of evil forces. Reading this book from beginning to end was particularly heart-breaking. It was heart-breaking for the women and children who suffered misfortune and persecution. It was heart-breaking for the obstruction and destruction suffered by the heroine and her companions at work. It was heart-wrenching for the behavior of people under the mentality of favoring boys over girls. The patriarchal ideology that has lasted for thousands of years cannot be changed in a few decades. Looking at the current marriage law, illegitimate children are legal. Who can say that the marriage certificate is not just a piece of waste paper. Look at the sentencing of rapists and murderers now. In fact, the issue of protecting the rights of women and children that has been raised has a long way to go.
This novel allowed me to see the meaning of female awakening. There is no difference between men and women. The characters described have very positive views. Education is constantly improving.
A more mature Shuangwen, the biggest bug is that the heroine will not be arrested if she slaps people without affecting her career. Each short story in Goldfinger Max can be viewed as a unit drama, and the characters involved have been reversed many times. The author is very ingenious about the plot and character design. As the main heroine, the husband is a qualified and beautiful accessory. From the character to the thoughts, he is satisfactory, and there are not many scenes. The main heroine should have a happy life (yes, I don't like to watch without CP) Overall, it can be viewed as a female version of the Crooked Dragon King. It has to be said that although the writing is crude, it is addictive [laughing and crying]. The slightly unpleasant point is that there are too many descriptions of the villain's psychological activities, and the ideas are the kind that raise blood pressure. When watching it, I couldn't help but often skip the forward pan and watch the heroine slap in the face directly. In terms of theme, this book is actually a bit of a hodgepodge, incorporating all kinds of stories about age travel, rebirth, and superpowers. Some people have given negative reviews because of this. I think it's fine if it is read as an unlimited stream. The story itself is worth four stars in my opinion, but in terms of concept, she depicts a more ideal vision. Because of this ideal, I am willing to give one more star [give heart]
It is particularly good-looking. At first, it felt like it was just an ordinary cool novel. But after working at the Women's Federation, things changed immediately. The author has great love and righteousness in his heart, so the heroine he created is also like this. He focuses on the plight of women and strives to improve women's self-awareness and status. The reality is not as good as expected, but in the book, people feel hope.
It is really a very touching and meaningful novel. It is not limited to small feelings. It allows those red ideas that have gradually faded in our contemporary era to show up in another form. Now it seems that men and women are equal, but women are gradually being squeezed into living space in another form. I sincerely hope that there is a Sun Wanxing in our world who can lead us to a beautiful world.