Anime Crossover: Actually, We're the Scriptwriters

[New Synopsis] Check the beginning of Chapter One for content warnings. We all know this transmigration was planned. Now that we’ve decided to do it, we have to succeed. Of course, enjoying the journey is a must, too! Lying in a huge crater in the backstreets, Dazai Osamu recognized Nitta Rimi at a glance. “Ah, you’re Izumi-san’s friend.” Nitta Rimi: “What are you doing here, Dazai? Sunbathing?” Dazai Osamu: “That’s right. I’m trying to get myself killed as a vampire.” “But vampires are supposed to be killed by stabbing them in the heart with a silver weapon soaked in holy water.” “No way. I’m after a painless death, and that method just isn’t for me.” “Oh, I see. Then enjoy your sunbathing, Dazai.” Nitta Rimi gently set down the book, then turned around to punch Izumi Junya. But barely a moment after she put it down, a bloodstained hand picked up the copy of No Longer Human. Warm blood trickled down the spine and onto the wooden floor. Izumi Junya and Nitta Rimi both wanted to scream. Nitta Rimi: My book! Izumi Junya: My floor! In the still air, the only sound was Dazai Osamu turning the pages. “I’ve seen three photographs of that man...” The boy’s youthful voice brought out every bit of heaviness in the prose. The words seemed to catch in his throat, like taking a huge gulp of sake: his nostrils filled with the fragrance of grain, but his throat and stomach burned. The flames consumed the reader’s soul and thoughts...