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Anime Crossover: The Absurd Matchmaking System

综漫：无厘头的相亲系统

by Ice Cream's Top (冰淇淋总攻)

Status: Completed
Length: 198k Words
Genre: Anime Fanfiction
Updated: 7mo ago
English: Request a translation

Synopsis

I’m a matchmaking System.

But the matchmaking market is full of weird men and weird women, and there isn’t a single normal person. What am I supposed to do?

Well... head to the anime worlds!

Randomly bind myself to someone and get the plan underway.

First Host, Yuji Itadori: ?

“What are you looking for in a partner, Host?”

“A tall woman with a big butt!”

“OK!”

So... Yuji Itadori looked at the Special Grade cursed spirit Mahito across from him and fell into deep thought.

The System’s verdict: He can change his appearance! You’ve got nothing to lose by going for him!

First attempt: a complete failure!

For the second attempt, the System reviewed what went wrong. Maybe the Host wasn’t into other species. So it went to its second Host and asked what he was looking for.

Atsushi Nakajima: “Um... probably someone kind, and capable.”

So there he was, in a cafe, staring at the Port Mafia boss.

Both of them: …

A complete failure!

For the third attempt, the System figured the problem had to be that the two of them knew each other too well. So it used its ability to merge the two worlds! Surely this time they’d become a couple!

Then it bound itself to the most popular man in all of anime!

That would be Gojo…

A certain white-haired man picked his nose and said, “Huh? You want Gin to go on a blind date? Gin likes women who are gentle, kind, tall, and have big butts!”

Hey, man!? Where did you come from?!

The merged worlds seemed to have accidentally brought in people who didn’t belong to either of them

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