Cultivation? Ask My Staff First! [Journey to the West]

[Sun Wukong reincarnated to cultivate immortality | The first to fight back against moral blackmail | Lighthearted, laugh-out-loud face-slapping | One fire poker smashes through the world of cultivation | The Great Sage Equal to Heaven's failed attempt to lie flat]

Sun Wukong's true spirit is reincarnated, and he becomes a wood-chopping servant at Qingyun Sect.

He plans to keep his head down, wait until his strength returns, then find his way home.

Who knew a female disciple would loudly demand “shared resources” in front of everyone, trying to force him to hand over his pills?

Moral blackmail, huh?

One “Bullshit!” from him silences the whole crowd.

He'd rather crush the pills than give them to her.

He only wanted to coast, but there are always people asking for a beating.

Fine, then don't blame Old Sun for giving the world of cultivation a thorough cleanup.

Other people cultivate by waiting for a stroke of luck. He cultivates with a fire poker.

One swing of his staff splits the earth and brings mountains crashing down, leaving everyone dumbfounded.

No one knows that this wood-chopping youth is actually Great Sage Equal to Heaven Sun Wukong, reborn.

From a lowly sweeping servant to a madman who shakes the world, he fights Heaven and Earth all the way, with no regard for reason.

Want to cultivate immortality?

Ask my staff first!