The Sharp-Tongued Queen from Tieba Goes Wild on a Dating Show!

[Sharp-tongued comebacks + comedy + forum trolls + unhinged celebrity + livestreamed dating show + showbiz] Zhan Lan transmigrates into the body of a top-tier star who's hated by the entire internet. Luckily, she's a seasoned master of savage insults. When faced with an unspoken casting couch demand, she turns the tables: “You look like a goblin that's been soaked in nuclear wastewater, and you're cosplaying as some CEO? Your eyes are so far apart you could park an aircraft carrier between them, and your shiny forehead could be an airport runway. Stop polluting the air!” When someone tries to humiliate her, she tears into them: “You start blabbering about climbing the ladder? That's hilarious. If your dad had been willing to spend three yuan back then, you wouldn't exist, you brain-dead idiot who thinks brain fluid is soy milk. When you use a microscope to dig into other people's private lives, why don't you take a good look at yourself? You earn three thousand a month and steal your pension just to buy game skins. Pathetic!” On a dating show, she's asked what kind of guy makes her heart flutter. She replies, “I want a boyfriend who's no good in bed, because I'm sapiosexual.” When faced with online abuse, she grins menacingly. “Haters, your ancestor has come to the show. Face your destiny!” She gets into a fiery war of words with genius singer Gu Yanche. They love and hate each other in equal measure, and netizens dub them the “Opposite-Sex Enemies” couple. Zhan Lan face-slaps every troublemaking villain, rising to become the one and only sharp-tongued top-tier star in showbiz. She also becomes a spiritual leader and life coach, inspiring everyone to stop turning their frustration inward. The whole internet is in an uproar: Cockroach Sister has gone wild!!!