The Thousand-Year Tale of the Immortal Who Lied to His Wife
长生骗妻万年不得不说的故事
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- Completed
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- 1.9M Words
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- Eastern Fantasy
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- Fantasy High-Concept
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It's exceptionally well-written, with rich content. The male protagonist vividly portrays what it means to be a "thousand-year-old tortoise" or "ten-thousand-year-old turtle"—being a tortoise is never a bad thing. The content feels very realistic and perfectly reflects the author's own life experiences.
It's incredibly entertaining and tells the story of a long-lived species' humiliating history and self-indulgent sentimentality. You can tell they tried to be pretentious but failed, and tried to be emotional but didn't quite succeed.
So this is the author's personal experience! It's truly amazing and makes me realize how different people can be.
This is the best book I've ever read on Tomato Bookstore. It vividly portrays the author's life, with a deeply moving plot, intelligent characters who are vengeful and decisive. Everyone should read it! 🥺🥺🥺🥺 I can't believe anyone hasn't read this book!!! By the way, author, you big jerk, if you can write, then write more!
He had a daughter who was killed, and he talked about revenge, but then he forgot about it. This book is very good; I can't be the only one to suffer the consequences.
This is so good! I've never read such a good novel before. Like in Naruto 10, the protagonist is incredibly kind to enemies, but towards allies, he's like a fairy. His daughter's death is the fault of the court and the world, yet he treats the enemy who killed her with a peaceful old age before turning on their descendants. It's so unique!
The opening line claims he single-handedly conquered the entire dynasty, yet his daughter is so incredibly patient. Five stars! Let more people see this! 😄
This is so good! I've never read such a good novel before. Like in Naruto 10, the protagonist is incredibly kind to enemies, but towards allies, he's like a fairy. His daughter's death is the fault of the court and the world, yet he treats the enemy who killed her with kindness, letting them live out their old age peacefully before showering their descendants with life. It's so unique!
It's very well written, especially the second chapter where the protagonist's daughter battles Sun Wukong. Unfortunately, Lu Zhishen steals Ga Ga, leading to Ga Ga's tragic death. The protagonist's transformation into a Ninja Turtle after mastering his divine skills is truly touching. 😢😢😢
A very good book Applause for those who understand 🤮🤮🤮