Sister Bao’er Kissed Me by Force, and Now I’m Mei Shisan?

Su Fan transmigrates into the body of his namesake in The Outcast, only to discover that his previous self was a low-ranking member of Quanxing.

To make matters worse, he is currently being hunted by Nadutong.

At this critical moment, he awakens the System: the God-Tier Replication System.

As long as he recreates iconic scenes from the Myriad Worlds, he can randomly gain the abilities of the characters in those scenes.

Except... this System seems a little messed up...

[Ding! Host, please recreate the iconic scene where A Qi accidentally kisses Plum Blossom Thirteen. Kiss your target, Feng Baobao.]

Su Fan: “Take this, my braid blade! Wait... why do I have a braid?”

Feng Baobao: “...Mmph.”

Xu San: “Bao'er's first kiss...”

Xu Si: “Now that's exciting...”

[Congratulations! Host has successfully recreated Plum Blossom Thirteen and acquired the ability: Become stronger by wearing a qipao.]

[Ding! Host, please recreate the Love-Bonded Seven-Day Lock that Da Chun used on A Qi. Locking onto target...]

Su Fan: “Daoist Wang Ye, why are you holding me between your legs?”

Wang Ye: “I have no idea either!”

[Congratulations! Host has been successfully locked on. Seven days remain until you receive your reward. Keep it up!]

Su Fan: “Then don't you dare leave!”

This System may be a bit unhinged, but its rewards are actually pretty useful!

From then on, a peculiar figure emerged in the world of the Outsiders.

Strange things always seemed to happen to Su Fan, naturally attracting the attention of the leaders of all the major factions. Convinced he must hold the secret to the Eight Extraordinary Skills, they all tried to recruit him.

But Su Fan knows that these offers are just carrots dangled in front of a lab rat. How could he stay safe unless he stood at the very top?

Only by becoming stronger can he survive.