Genshin Impact Livestreams Worldwide: Shocking All of Teyvat

[Multiple heroines] [Comedy] [Livestream] [Absurd] [Future] In 2030, when Genshin Impact had gone cold and players around the world were lamenting its decline, Mahapoyo's next-generation game, [New Genshin Impact], launched! That day, the whole world called out the name of New Genshin Impact. Yang Yuan, an absurdly blessed soul, became the game's protagonist and began livestreaming simultaneously around the world and in Teyvat. Players raged: “Am I playing some fake version of Genshin Impact?” Game developer: “We're committed to building a game world as close to reality as possible, so unexpected things are normal. Uh, they should be normal, right?” A few days later, players around the world said: “New Genshin Impact is so much fun!” “You are not allowed to stop playing Genshin Impact!” “People who don't play Genshin Impact can only lead relatively unsuccessful lives!” “Play Genshin Impact!” “Genshin Impact? Let's go!” Yang Yuan flipped the table: “You all want to play as me, huh? Then none of you get to play!” Players around the world begged: “Waaaah, I want to play Genshin Impact!” Eula begged: “Please don't end the livestream. I'll do anything.” Amber begged: “As long as you don't end the livestream, I'll do whatever you want.” Noelle begged: “As long as the streamer keeps livestreaming properly, you can do anything to me.”