Sentinel and Guide: After Forced Pairing, All the Sentinels Went Mad

1vN, all male leads are virgins, dark interstellar setting, and the female lead is no savior. Content warnings: The female lead is not a good person, doesn’t like sticking her nose into other people’s business, and is highly wary. This is not a traditional sweet interstellar romance. The men suffer. As a good-for-nothing D-rank Guide, Lin Zhouxing transmigrates into an interstellar world and is forcibly matched by the System with several S-rank Sentinels on the verge of collapse! There’s Huo Yan, whose combat power is off the charts but whose life hangs by a thread. His spirit animal, a fox, begs for cuddles with all the adorable charm it can muster. Then there’s the aloof General Mu Funai, whose blue-ringed poisonous octopus harbors murderous intent, yet who’ll spend a fortune on her. A queen and an obsessive vice-captain also get dragged into the mix… “D-rank? Soothe an S-rank? You’ll die!” everyone scoffs. But she strokes the fluffy spirit animals and cheerfully names her price: “Five hundred star coins per session. Discounts for annual packages!” As their collapse levels miraculously fall and her hidden abilities awaken, the Sentinels fight over her… No one knows what caused the Zerg to appear, and every human has their own agenda. Lin Zhouxing cries. Just who ruined my life as a lazy freeloader?