You Asked Me to Livestream Selling Fireworks, So Why Did I Build an Electromagnetic Cannon?

[Lighthearted comedy, packed with jokes]

Lin Bei inherits a small-town fireworks factory on the verge of bankruptcy. To pay off its debts, he starts livestreaming sales and unexpectedly binds himself to the [Hardcore Modification System].

To prove his “Skyrocket Monkey” could fly high, Lin Bei casually tinkers with its thrust.

On the day of the livestream, one “Skyrocket Monkey” breaks the sound barrier and smashes a foreign weather balloon in the stratosphere!

The entire internet freaks out:

“Streamer, is your Skyrocket Monkey radar-guided?”

“You’re supposed to be selling fireworks, but you’ve made an anti-aircraft missile? You’re really asking for trouble now!”

Lin Bei desperately explains, “Folks, these really are just civilian fireworks. The thrust is only a tiny bit stronger!”

But the next day, several military-plate SUVs pull up outside the factory, and fully armed special forces soldiers cordon off the area.

The commander clasps Lin Bei’s hand tightly. “Comrade Lin, the country needs talented civilian craftspeople like you!”

From then on, Lin Bei’s livestream takes a completely different turn.

Selling agricultural drones? They’re actually swarm kamikaze bombers!

Selling reinforced gas cylinders? They’re thermobaric bombs that Middle Eastern tycoons are scrambling to buy!

Lin Bei: “I really haven’t made any weapons! Officer, please listen to me. This is a perfectly legitimate livestream!”