Bankrupt Automaker: Starting with the Gas-Powered Fish Head

What do you mean, a new car for just 19,999 yuan? This has to be a joke! Even if it blew up, I’d say it sure went out with a bang! What, you can use a 15,000-yuan coupon on a 19,999-yuan car, bringing the price down to just 4,999? Come on! That’s practically giving it away! What do you mean the new model has a three-cylinder engine? It’s 19,999 yuan, or 5,000 after the discount! It can be registered! It can go on the highway! Forget three cylinders, even if it had a single-cylinder motorcycle engine, I’d call it a bargain! What, it has no airbags? Are the standard driver and passenger airbags bombs or something? You say it’s industrial trash? Fine, I’ll pay you! Build me one exactly like it, and make sure it’s roadworthy. Go on, let’s see you do it! You say it’s built to the bare minimum national standards! After the subsidy, it costs only 4,999 yuan, and even without the subsidy it’s just 19,999! Once I launch it, the great scholars will argue my case for me! Phones, chips, drones, computers, robot dogs, boyfriend and girlfriend robots, rockets, airplanes: I want them all... I hereby announce that this will be my last startup...