A Heavy Combined-Arms Brigade from the Start, How Could I Lose?

I just want to farm in peace. Why do people keep bothering me while I'm farming?

If you won't let me farm, then I'll just have to plant you in the ground instead.

They say you reap what you sow. I planted a tank and got a whole string of tanks. That's perfectly normal, right?

Who did it? Who planted a drone in my field?

Leave me alone! I just want to farm honestly. Why won't some people ever let me get on with it?

What did I ever do to you? Can you all keep the noise down for once?

Drones? What drones? They're for driving away wild boars, lions, and other large beasts, and keeping herbivores from damaging my crops!

You say that active electronically scanned array radar? I use that in conjunction with the drones. I lock onto prey... no, I mean wild beasts, with the radar, then send out drones to drive them off. Keep slandering me and I'll sue you for defamation.

The mechanical tigers, mechanical wolves, mechanical dogs, and eight-legged mechanical spiders are all for helping the drones drive off prey and clean up the carcasses. We can't waste the bodies, can we? They need to be disposed of in an environmentally safe way.

I'm just an honest farmer. I only have a tiny bit more land, that's all: over 100 million hectares of farmland, plus over 100 million hectares of forest and grassland. How much over? How would I know?

I don't know either! I was just farming as usual when suddenly they gave me all this land. Who can I complain to?

I told you not to bother me while I farmed, but you wouldn't listen. Look at you now, making a contribution!