Hilarious! Our Tough-as-Nails Master Loves to Pick Fights

[Strong Female Lead + Hilarious, Ridiculous Wish-Fulfillment + Cultivation + Master + Funny Sect Life] A hilarious cultivation story, with a prankster of a founding patriarch! What a character. My name is Ming Ying: born in a shadowy, secluded place, I’m the one and only Ming Ying! Don’t ask why I have this name. My father’s surname is Ming, and my mother hoped I’d be tough enough to survive anything. So she named me Ming Ying! Hard to kill! She said, “Fuck it!” She said, “Let’s put on a performance of the ‘Ten-Tier Broke Loser Formation.’” She said, “Are you on your man period?” She said, “Master’s bad breath could knock ten oxen dead.” She said, “I’ll pluck the stars from the sky with my bare hands, just to give them to the one I love!” She said, “Martial Uncle is my husband, and also my wife…” She said, “I can’t get married. I once swore an oath before the Stone of Three Lives that I would never marry before ascending to godhood! If I break that oath, Heaven will punish me. If I force the matter, at best my immortal bones will be damaged, and at worst my soul will be scattered.” She said, “With a three-foot Crimson Radiance Sword in hand, who in this world can’t I kill?” This is hilarious. Ming Ying is one of the Ten Great Elders of the Starshatter Pavilion of the Illusory Sea Cloud Abyss! The Starshatter Immortal Venerable is so irreverent, she hardly acts like anyone’s master. She really is hard to kill! She’s either beating up her master, shipping her junior brothers and sisters, or pulling off the Demon Venerable’s underwear and leaving him exposed. Then everyone dug up the fact that the Venerable God of No End and Ming Ying were unusually close… Oh no! The gossip has come back to bite me. Later, she met the Old Man of the Moon and joined the Matchmaking Bureau. The Old Man of the Moon’s office was called the “Marriage Registration Office,” while Ming Ying’s was the “Divorce Registration Office.” Apparently, the Illusory Sea Cloud Abyss sect had launched products like “Alluring Essence Dew” and “Vitality Rejuvenation Pills.” What on earth are those? Somehow, the greatest cultivation sect in the world ended up managing matchmaking after Ming Ying got her hands on it.