There's Something in Here! I'm Done with This Dungeon!

【Dungeons】【Livestream】【Absurd comedy】 In a dynasty-war dungeon notorious as beginner hell, Zhang Ren starts out as a prince? Viewers in the Livestream chat cry foul and insist there’s got to be something going on behind the scenes! Amid all the speculation, Zhang Ren says, “I have no idea! I was just at home taking a dump when a eunuch handed me a gold-threaded handkerchief and said it was time for the prince’s meal.” At first, viewers mostly tease him and envy his good luck. But after Zhang Ren winds up with one bizarre identity after another in the dungeons, even the authorities can’t sit still. A groom who shouldn’t exist in The Ghost Bride? The Zombie King in an apocalypse dungeon? A sect’s holy son in a bizarre cultivation dungeon? Other people enter dungeons to outwit and outfight their way through. You go in to eat, take, and demand kickbacks? The Long Kingdom authorities: “Zhang Ren! Quit pretending! You’re the mastermind behind these dungeons, aren’t you?” Zhang Ren: “That’s slander! There’s something evil in this dungeon! I’m done playing!” The moment he finishes speaking, the gods-and-demons dungeon descends upon reality. The Five Ghost Emperors, the Three Pure Ones and Four Sovereigns, and all the stars in the heavens bow in unison: “We welcome the Celestial Emperor Zhang back to his throne!”