Watching Soccer Videos Has the Myriad Worlds in Stitches

[Highlight Reels]+ [Football]+ [Emperors and Generals]+ [Anime]

Watching a highlight reel of "Messi"...

Duan Yu: Good heavens! I hereby declare Messi the sole successor to my "Lingbo Weibu"!

Watching a highlight reel of "Cristiano Ronaldo"...

Xiang Yu: Those muscles, that swagger, that scoring rate! He's practically a perpetual-motion machine!

Naruto: Cristiano Ronaldo

Watching a video listing the ten greatest midfield maestros in football...

Sakuragi Hanamichi: Messi first, Iniesta second, Xavi third. The rest can go wherever...

Emperor Wu of Han: Modric is still the best!

Guo Jing: Maradona is the greatest midfielder of all time!!

Watching a video listing the ten fastest strikers in football...

Dongfang Bubai: Mbappe, your tortoise pace really is way too slow!

Wei Yixiao: Owen is too slow. Put me up front and every defender will be a snail!

Watching a video listing the ten greatest goals in World Cup history...

Qiao Feng: The Hand of God, the greatest goal in history!

Ximen Qing: Van Persie's diving header was the best!

Saint Seiya: Don't forget Gotze's winning goal! It cost Messi a World Cup!

P.S. Don't take the details too seriously. It's all for fun, so just enjoy the laughs! Chinese historical figures + anime + wuxia characters + internet memes equals triple the fun!