Watching Soccer Videos Has the Myriad Worlds in Stitches

【Highlight Reels】+【Football】+【Emperors and Generals】+【Anime】 Watching a highlight reel of "Messi"... Duan Yu: Good heavens! I hereby declare Messi the sole successor to my "Lingbo Weibu"! Watching a highlight reel of "Cristiano Ronaldo"... Xiang Yu: Those muscles, that swagger, that scoring rate! He's practically a perpetual-motion machine! Naruto: Cristiano Ronaldo Watching a video listing the ten greatest midfield maestros in football... Sakuragi Hanamichi: Messi first, Iniesta second, Xavi third. The rest can go wherever... Emperor Wu of Han: Modric is still the best! Guo Jing: Maradona is the greatest midfielder of all time!! Watching a video listing the ten fastest strikers in football... Dongfang Bubai: Mbappe, your tortoise pace really is way too slow! Wei Yixiao: Owen is too slow. Put me up front and every defender will be a snail! Watching a video listing the ten greatest goals in World Cup history... Qiao Feng: The Hand of God, the greatest goal in history! Ximen Qing: Van Persie's diving header was the best! Saint Seiya: Don't forget Gotze's winning goal! It cost Messi a World Cup! P.S. Don't take the details too seriously. It's all for fun, so just enjoy the laughs! Chinese historical figures + anime + wuxia characters + internet memes equals triple the fun!