Watching NBA Highlights: Guan Yu and Zhang Fei Take Offense

[NBA Highlight Videos] + [NBA] + [Basketball] + [Parody] + [Emperors and Generals] Ladies and gentlemen, this is a novel about watching NBA highlight videos, with historical generals and emperors joining in. The laughs never stop! Watching the [“Jordan” highlights] video... Zhang Fei: Jordan? I, Zhang Fei, can fly too! Just watch me swat that shot with one hand! Guan Yu: Hmph, Jordan's hang time is something else. Could he have taken one of Hua Tuo's strength pills too? Watching the [“Kobe” highlights] video... Qin Shi Huang: I want a hundred thousand Kobes! We'll build an army of Terracotta Warrior Kobes! Cao Cao: Those 4 a.m. workouts? I'm afraid I couldn't stay up for them. I'd better stick to killing people in my dreams! Watching the [“LeBron” highlights] video... Liu Bang: A true man should be like LeBron and unite the league! But... his Decision One, Decision Two, Decision Three... Xiang Yu: No matter how strong LeBron is, he can't beat my Conqueror's Stride! Watching the [“Curry” highlights] video... Zhuge Liang: Threes raining down like rain! Wonderful, simply wonderful! This fellow could help me in my northern campaigns! Zhao Yun: His “Curry gravity” tactic reminds me of the encirclement I broke through when I rescued A Dou! Watching the [“O'Neal” highlights] video... Lü Bu: O'Neal? Hm, that dark-skinned fellow would make a fine general! Dong Zhuo: O'Neal's dominance rivals my own glory in Luoyang! How come his free throws are even worse than mine? P.S. Don't take the details too seriously. It's all about the laughs, so just enjoy! Historical figures plus internet memes means twice the fun!