
You Talk Law to a Giant Panda? Is Something Wrong with You?
跟大熊猫讲法律,你们没病吧
- Status
- Completed
- Length
- 372k Words
- Genre
- Urban
- Subgenre
- Urban High-Concept
- Updated
- 1y ago
- Source
- Fanqie
Synopsis
Other names
- This Panda Is Far Too Dangerous, Please Don’t Approach这熊猫过于危险,请勿随意靠近Former title · until Oct 2026
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Hello, author! First of all, please don't be nervous. I'm not here to urge you to update it, because I believe that I can see its ending in my lifetime. Please write carefully, it doesn't matter how long you write, as long as you don't give up, nothing will be a problem. I will wait with your loyal readers. I admire your writing style very much, which is both humorous and profound. To put it bluntly, if you are included in the article, you are a senior performer, and I am the audience who appreciates the film. Your performance has reached a fascinating level. Just like Jian Han's state of watching "The Fifteen Days of Leohard", one more episode means one less episode. I want to watch it but can't let it go. The contradictory and complicated emotions drive me crazy. I was just a bored idler, and I clicked on this novel carelessly, without intending to finish it. But you succeeded in making me "half" finish it. Now, only feelings can make a thousand things! Only leaving a message in the comments can stabilize my mood at this moment. With a sense of luck, I hope you can see it. Come on, author, I look forward to every "next chapter" of yours.
"My gambling father, my sick mother, my broken family, and her new arrival. What I wash is not the feet, but the mud of walking in the world, the edges and misfortunes smoothed by time, the fate of cherishing her, the youthful years of great years, but she is burdened with heavy responsibilities, and she should not have to bear all this." "I still remember her watery eyes and her affectionate gaze that night. She didn't care about my car or my room, but she gave me all the tenderness in the world. At that moment, I was confused. I seemed to see the lost love again, approaching me again." "She put down the box in her hand, picked up the black hair between her lips and teeth, and tied it high. At that moment, the cool light shone on her body and also shone into my heart. At that moment, I could no longer tell whether the throbbing in my heart was because of love. Now that I think about it, it is no longer important." "Today, the bright moon is in the sky, and the beauty is full of thoughts. If I don't go there today, it will seem that I don't understand the charm. Although I have been poor for half my life and have no fame or fortune, I am still willing to add an insignificant touch to her at her best age. Love rises with the bell, but it is difficult to calm down when the bell stops. The origin and fall of the bell, and the fall of the bell is the beauty."
It's just so-so, unremarkable, not exciting, but it's not boring or distinctive. Anyway, whatever the panda protagonist does, humans are amazed and shocked. The protagonist gets into trouble, giving the shit-eating officer a headache, and then pretends to be cool, and humans are shocked...
Although it is not logical, it is funny. I was so happy watching it. I give it five stars.
Why! Why is this gone? I have read similar books before, but they were about adult pandas, and they turned into humans at the end, which looked weird. However, this book's cub form is present throughout, and I accepted it well just by reading it.
This one is dressed as a panda, It's so beautiful and very interesting. You should love this mountain, this water, everything in this world, as well as flowers and yourself. Instead of sticking to small love affairs and not letting yourself go
Stop talking about the first medal of merit in the animal kingdom. Where are my military and police dogs? All have first-class merit
It looks great, I love watching it, I like it, and I give it a five-star rating! Good quality! The layout is in order!
I really can't imagine that in my lifetime I have changed my phone number three times and waited for several years before finally waiting for you to update my personal account. Finally you start writing again.
Very good. When will the racing plot be written? Can I give some spoilers?