You Want a Thousand-Year-Old Corpse King to Catch Ghosts? What Kind of Upside-Down Nonsense Is This?

【Slay demons, exorcise evil, and hunt ghosts + Uphold justice + Contrast comedy + Hilarious + Invincible】 One day, Jiang Yan was crossing the road when a red-light-running dump truck crushed him into eight pieces and sent him straight to the afterlife! The good news: He transmigrated to a supernatural world overrun by demons and was reborn! The bad news: His soul had entered the body of a Zombie King who had been asleep for a thousand years! His entire body was covered in disgusting slime! He reeked! Just then, a notification rang out in his mind: 【Ding! The ‘Get Stronger by Slaying Demons, Exorcising Evil, and Hunting Ghosts’ System has been activated!】 Jiang Yan scratched his head. “You want me, a zombie, to slay demons, exorcise evil, and hunt ghosts?” “Isn't that a Taoist priest's job?” “What kind of topsy-turvy nonsense is this?” 【Ding! System mission issued: Slay a hundred-year-old vicious ghost!】 【Mission reward: A drop of blood from Jiang Chen, one of the Four Great Zombie Progenitors!】 Jiang Yan said, “Clearly, I'm a zombie with a strong sense of justice.” From then on, Jiang Yan took on demons and monsters and upheld justice in this world as the Zombie King. When demons and monsters saw that the one coming to take them down was a zombie, they were usually baffled! Confused! Bewildered! “What the hell! Is the world really this messed up? Zombies are fighting demons now?” “You're a demon yourself!” “Why don't you start by slaying yourself?” “You're a traitor to the zombie world! A zombie collaborator!” Jiang Yan wagged his finger and sighed. “It's true that I'm a zombie, but I'm a zombie with a strong sense of justice.” The demons and monsters shouted in unison, “Go to hell!” Jiang Yan's eyes turned cold as he bared his ghastly claws and fangs. “Insulting a zombie is wrong. Remember that in your next life.” “Oh, wait. You won't have a next life.”