The Demon Lord Just Wants to Be a Beautiful Slacker

Name: The Demon Lord Just Wants to Be a Beautiful Slacker
Author: Gradually Lost in a Haze

魔尊只想靠美貌当咸鱼

by Gradually Lost in a Haze (渐迷离)

Status: Completed
Length: 410k Words
Genre: Two Male Leads
Updated: 1y ago
English: Request a translation

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Synopsis

A laid-back slacker paired with a yandere. He’s too lazy to run even when locked up.

The lazy Demon Venerable, a beautiful bottom × the doting, yandere Immortal Venerable, a top

Jiang Suining, the cultivation world’s greatest menace, has finally been sealed away for two hundred years and supposedly reduced to ashes.

Jiang Suining isn’t dead. Tired of being a Demon Venerable, he just wants to slack off and lie flat. He crawls out of his seal, puts on women’s clothes, changes his identity, and marries his former nemesis, Immortal Lord Wudu.

Too lazy to use his cultivation, he starts a carefree life of getting by on his looks.

Everyone says the Immortal Lord’s wife is useless, but this useless person is absurdly beautiful and throws his weight around on the strength of his pretty face.

Jiang Suining does nothing all day, ordering everyone around the sect, running at the first sign of trouble, and randomly making someone else take the blame whenever he causes a mess.

Everyone else: I don’t want to get dragged into his schemes, but the gorgeous beauty says he’s doing it because he trusts me!

His beauty gets him everywhere. Even Jiang Suining never expected to make his cool, distant nemesis obey his every word. There’s nothing a little coquettishness can’t solve.

“My feet hurt. Husband, will you carry me outside?~”

Wudu carries him around all day while they shop.

“Husband, I don’t want to fast. Do we have anything to eat?~”

The dignified Immortal Lord rolls up his sleeves and cooks, finding new ways to feed him every day.

Jiang Suining thinks he’s hit the jackpot. Wudu doesn’t touch him unless he wants it, lets him spend spirit stones as he pleases, piles treasures up like mountains, grants every request, and is both powerful and handsome enough to feast his eyes on. Wudu can let him be a comfortable slacker for the rest of his life.

Until one day, Jiang Suining catches Wudu kissing his belly wrap, with a portrait of him in men’s clothes beside him. Jiang Suining is stunned.

The aloof Immortal Lord in everyone’s eyes looks at him obsessively. “Suishui, don’t run. If you dare, I’ll break your…”

Jiang Suining: “Who said I was going to run? What could be better than having food, drink, and someone to take care of me? Swear that if you ever kick me out, you’ll be reduced to ashes.”

Wudu: “???”

A sweet one-on-one romance where both leads are each other’s first.

Stats

140Chapters

2.2kReads · 30 days

204.9kReads · all time

402Shelf adds, last 14 days

8.9Score

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It's so good, I'm crying! I love this kind of setup: one is love-struck and a bit yandere, the other is love-struck but unaware of it. I love it so much! Both are willing to sacrifice for each other, they don't bottle up misunderstandings, they're willing to live and die together, and they always think of each other's safety in times of danger. The setup is so appealing!
27 likes1y ago
So beautiful 🥺 Men get their periods from looking at it 🙄 Women go crazy looking at it 💪 This is the nemesis of depression 😎 It's the alarm clock for vegetative patients 😭 So cute that tears streamed from my mouth, flooding the Qiantang River 😱 So cool 😘 God is my rose, illuminating my dark life and giving my world meaning 😊 I ran and jumped, I danced the tango on the 20th-floor balcony 😮 It made…
18 likes8mo ago
It's incredibly good!!! I don't know why the rating is a bit low, but I swear it's absolutely amazing! The part where they ascend to godhood at the end was truly touching; it's been so long since I've seen anything like it, I almost cried. I especially love the way they interact; their daily lives in the God Realm are all so relaxed and joyful.
16 likes1y ago
Oh, it's actually pretty good, it's just that the character is so similar to Qing Tang's, you know? So similar, that's why I couldn't really continue reading 😢 Actually, it's a very good book 😢❤️❤️❤️
13 likes4mo ago
It's really good! Why is the rating so low? This book is definitely worth reading! The romance starts off a bit strangely, but the character Wu Du is so satisfying! At first, it might have been pity or something, but it gradually changes and eventually turns into a yandere relationship – it was so enjoyable to read! It's so good, I love it! Trust me, sisters, you won't regret reading it!
12 likes1y ago
It's very sweet, the plot flows smoothly, and it's not melodramatic at all. It's quite good 😘😘😘, why isn't anyone watching? [What?]
12 likes1y ago
These must be old books that were recently moved over, haha.
11 likes1y ago
Haha, there are several main couples and side couples, and their relationship is really good. This book is the novel about the child of the protagonist in another book by the same author. Haha, what a crossover! The protagonist has unreliable parents, hehe (Note: I'll check it out later; it seems to be written by the same author as this novel).
8 likes8mo ago
I skipped through parts of it because I was afraid of getting too emotionally intense. Anyway, the beginning was quite funny, and the ending was also very good. I think the rating is too low; it should be higher, at least eight or nine points, since the beginning was genuinely hilarious.
8 likes1y ago
Is this considered an interaction between the two books? I read two stories about fathers a long time ago, and now I've found one about a son and daughter-in-law! Wudu found a wife based on his father! They're both demons. Same personality!
8 likes1y ago