How Is Cultivation Not Scientific?

[Plot + lighthearted + a touch of yuri + no angst]

Shen Li was a biology graduate student who suddenly died in the lab. When she opened her eyes again, she discovered she had transmigrated and become a baby girl! By a twist of fate, a cool and aloof immortal maiden found her and took her in as a disciple.

Years later, Shen Li, the sole direct disciple and senior-most student under the greatest female sword immortal of the righteous path, gazed at the sea of fellow sword cultivators gathered before her, all eager fans. She sighed bitterly to herself. “I’m really not a sword cultivator, okay?!”