You Asked for a Robot Dog to Fetch a Package, So Why Did You Send It to the Battlefield?

Name: You Asked for a Robot Dog to Fetch a Package, So Why Did You Send It to the Battlefield?
Author: Wan Wan

取快递机器狗，你给我送战场上了

by Wan Wan (晚婉)

Status: Completed
Length: 517k Words
Genre: Urban
Subgenre: Urban High-Concept
Updated: 1y ago
Source: Fanqie

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Synopsis

Qin Fang transmigrates and starts out a trillion in debt. Everyone has heard of a disastrous start, but how often does someone begin owing the price of four or five aircraft carriers?

Luckily, he activates the Debt King System. As long as he’s in debt, he earns Shop points that he can exchange for rewards.

An elementary school student complains that their backpack is too heavy, so he exchanges points for lightweight backpack technology.

What he doesn’t expect is for the backpack to become body armor on Middle Eastern battlefields, with soldiers wearing one on the front and one on the back. The ammunition inside is lighter, too, making them the perfect gear for killing and looting.

Netizens say picking up packages is a hassle? He makes robot dogs dedicated to collecting deliveries. Someone asks if they can mount machine guns. What is this, enlistment?

Tie Dan: Young Qin, let’s not stay in touch. I’m afraid the commander will get the wrong idea.

Netizens worry about food safety?

He builds his own agricultural base and uses nontoxic pesticides. Then people ask if the plane spraying his crops is a sixth-generation fighter jet.

He puts a boat in the stream by his home to enjoy the scenery, and people say it’s the first ship of an amphibious assault fleet.

Military commanders: ???

“Enlist! Everything you make is getting enlisted!”

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