I’m Going Out to Fish, Not to Stock Up on Nuclear Bombs
我是出海捕鱼，不是去进货原子弹
- Status
- Completed
- Length
- 345k Words
- Genre
- Urban
- Subgenre
- Urban High-Concept
- Updated
- 3y ago
- English
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It's so satisfying to read novels without thinking!
It was great, but I felt the protagonist didn't see himself as part of the parallel world's Dragon Kingdom. Put yourself in their shoes: if we traveled to a parallel world's China and caught a royal tomb, dragon bones, or other things that helped our country develop while fishing, we should feel a strong sense of national pride and cooperate with our country's people, instead of distancing ourselves from it.
It's well-written and quite enjoyable to read, with a good story. However, the ending felt a bit rushed and didn't quite deliver. I'm really looking forward to the author releasing a side story; eagerly awaiting the protagonist's return! 🥺
!! Where's the nuclear bomb? Where's the Taotie's corpse? What about the rest? Would it kill you to write a few more pages? I want to see more! When they pulled out the dragon's corpse, I thought there would be a crystal palace underneath, or maybe the wreckage of an ancient ship with piles of gold, silver, jewels, silks, and antiques.
Hahaha (●°u°●)" I almost laughed myself to death while reading this novel, it's so funny 🤦 This satisfying read is just too good to be true!!! Author, do you have any similar books? Please recommend some, I'll definitely read them 💕…
Anyway, I really enjoyed this part, it deserves a star rating! It's fun, hilarious, and satisfying. I love the main character's personality. Author, please write faster, keep it this good!
It's so beautiful! It's absolutely so beautiful! Hahahaha! Zuo Yunlong, we stopped letting you operate the excavator, so you went out to sea to fish, and now even going out to sea is prohibited! Now you've ruined both the sea and land, how about next you go and ruin outer space? 😂😂😂
This is the first time I've read a novel with such incredible plot twists, and I found it quite enjoyable and satisfying. However, the ending felt a bit rushed; the author should have added more chapters. Hmm, judging from the author's description, they seem to be a newbie, so I'll still give it five stars.
Not bad. Although it doesn't explicitly state that the protagonist has a cheat code, the fact that God gave him this physique and luck means he's got a cheat code, right? 😄 After all, it's not obvious in his early life, but things get weird once he gets to the sea. 🤭
Hahaha The ending was rushed.