Ne Zha: I Am Di Xin, and I’m Building Up Chaoge!

Setting: Nezha: The Devil’s Birth 2 + the Primordial World + the Investiture of the Gods universe + Western fantasy worlds + science fiction + the cosmos. A story about Yin Jiang, a Jinghai property tycoon who made his fortune in construction in 2025, taking the AI “Doubao” with him as he transmigrates into King Zhou and dominates the world as ruler of the Shang Dynasty. “Doubao, what year is it? Has Nezha been born yet?” “He was born two years ago!” “Two years ago? Why didn’t you tell me sooner?” “You didn’t ask.” “And you call yourself artificial intelligence? A real AI would tell its master without being asked. You’re just artificial stupidity.” Yin Jiang: “Does everything in the Investiture of the Gods start with that brat Nezha? Bring him here. I’ll train him into a well-behaved little darling.” Yin Jiang: “From now on, the Heavenly Court will also be under humanity’s control. Who’s for it, and who’s against?” Haotian: “Brother, whatever you say goes. Could you ask the demons from the Abyssal Underworld you brought here to go home? I haven’t slept properly for days. The succubi and the Lord of Nightmares keep visiting me in my dreams. I can’t get any rest!” Yuanshi: “And tell your ally Odin to leave soon, too. His people have nearly eaten everything on my Kunlun Mountain.” Yin Jiang: “That’s easy enough. Oh, Yin Jiao, your father has found you two new stepmothers!” Yin Jiao: “Dad, isn’t Ao Run enough for you?” Yin Man: “Dad, I found you a stepmother too. I helped Yang Jian split open Peach Mountain, and his younger sister Yang Chan wants to repay the favor by marrying you.” Yin Jiang: “My little sweetheart is always so thoughtful!” Wen Zhong: “The alien Zeus of the North Sea wants an alliance through marriage. He’s offering you Athena, the most beautiful goddess of war and wisdom in their race.” The two-dimensional foil from the Pharaoh Singer civilization has been thrown our way. They’re requesting backup.