Name: Honghuang: Don't Cry, the Ancestor's Just a Doorkeeper
Author: Unassuming Wealth

Synopsis

(Primordial World + Journey to the West + comedy + absurdity + scheming protagonist + invincible)

Yu Changsheng transmigrated as the 37th Innate Human Race.

When he met Nuwa, the first thing he did was call her “Mom.”

Nuwa was completely dumbfounded.

Taking advantage of the fact that he was still a child, Yu Changsheng latched onto Nuwa and wouldn't let go.

He became her godson.

Then the demon race slaughtered the human race, and the thirty-six Innate Humans died in battle.

Yu Changsheng descended to the mortal world in a towering rage and defended the last sanctuary of humanity.

He became the only surviving Ancestor of Humanity and claimed six-tenths of humanity's fortune for himself.

He'd thought he could quietly live forever.

But just as Yu Changsheng was settling into an easy life, he got stuck with a useless System.

One moment it was malfunctioning, the next it was upgrading.

How was he supposed to level up when the System wasn't around?

In the end, he managed to activate the System, but why did it seem even less reliable than he was?

The System charged money for every step. What kind of scam was this?

And so, a new gatekeeper appeared at the South Heaven Gate of the Celestial Court.

“I guard this road, and this gate is mine. If you want to enter the Celestial Court, pay the toll!”

“Nezha, come on over! We need one more for Guandan!”

“Li Jing, want to play mahjong? If you lose, I'll confiscate your Exquisite Pagoda!”

“...”

“Monkey, are you going to wreak havoc in the Celestial Court? I'll take you to my grandmaster!”

Before long, the Celestial Court and the Three Realms were in total chaos. Day after day, the Ancestor of Humanity thought of nothing but swindling people.

Taiqing Saint: “Changsheng, I think it's time you went out and got some experience. The Buddhist Sect needs you to protect it.

Off you go!”

What should have been Tang Monk's journey west to obtain the scriptures became the Ancestor of Humanity's westward journey of banditry, accompanied by three famously rebellious members of the Celestial Court, on their way to becoming Buddhas and Ancestors.

Other names

Honghuang: Child of the Human Way, Empress Nuwa Is My Mom洪荒：人道之子，女娲娘娘是我妈Alternate title on Fanqie

Stats

170Chapters

657Reads · 30 days

235.2kReads · all time

5.6Score

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