You Call This the 749 Bureau? They’re All Nutcases

Yu Ruomu scores just 200 points on the college entrance exam. To dodge the beating his parents are sure to give him, he runs off before the results are even released. He finds his great-uncle, who lives far out in the suburbs, and becomes a proud reservoir keeper. Little does he know that the world has changed, and all kinds of bizarre creatures are appearing everywhere. So that very night, Yu Ruomu catches a big one. Luckily, he activates a prankster Emotion Points System. Every 1,000 Emotion Points lets him draw a prize. The prizes are Immortal Experience Cards, bringing all kinds of immortals onto the scene one after another. He pranks a red-clad female ghost and gets the Golden Light Spell, along with a chance to join Bureau 749. He follows behind his teammates, mocking every nonhuman being in sight. Even his teammates can’t help wanting to beat the obnoxious jerk up. Unfortunately, the jerk is far too strong, and he always has a way of making people want to cough up blood. “Heh, I haven’t even tried yet. How come you’re already down?” Then one day, a jiao dragon bursts through the ice in Changbai Mountain, intent on heading down the Heilongjiang River. Bureau 749 urgently evacuates the residents along both banks of the Heilongjiang. Suddenly, a man wearing only a tank top and shorts, with a fishing rod in hand, strides through the air. He flicks his rod, and the jiao dragon is hooked like a fish with its mouth agape. He leaves without a word, leaving people all over the world speechless. But a couple watching in front of their television can’t calm down for a long time. “Did that brat really catch a jiao dragon?” “It’s true, honey. That brat’s really something now!” “I guess 200 points on the college entrance exam isn’t so hard to accept after all.”