Harry Potter: A Handbook for Raising a Poker-Faced Beauty into a Psycho

Name: Harry Potter: A Handbook for Raising a Poker-Faced Beauty into a Psycho
Author: Ci Yun

HP：面瘫美人的疯批养成手札

by Ci Yun (慈雲)

Status: Completed
Length: 517k Words
Genre: Female-Channel Fanfiction
Updated: 1y ago
English: Request a translation

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Synopsis

Everyone's favorite + all routes + unrequited love + cool beauty + dangerous obsession

(Original female protagonist)

A free spirit from the grasslands transmigrates by chance into the magical world of a book, becoming Arila and gaining family and friends.

In her previous life, Arila had loved this book dearly, so now that she is here, she plans to use her golden finger of knowing the plot to change the ending.

After an accident in her previous life, she became unable to show any expression. Her face is still just as unreadable here, and she cannot change it. But the carefully planned course of her life suddenly takes an unexpected turn. How will she deal with it?

Why have the witches and wizards she has met lately started looking at her with such strange, clingy eyes? And why are her younger brother and older brother looking at her the same way?

[Please don't leave me, okay? Stay by my side forever.]

[Arila, will you smile only for me?]

[I'll give you anything you want. I'd even kill myself, just please look at me, Arila.]

[I love you, Rila. I'm the person closest to you in this life.]

Every cell in their bodies screams and trembles with one message: possess her, keep her all to themselves.

But can they really get what they want?

A freely soaring iris ✖️ men and women of the younger generation

The Eternal Blue Sky and the iris flower: freedom and love that will never fade

Other names

Harry Potter: The Ice-Cold Heartthrob Hounded by LunaticsHP：冰山万人迷被疯批围追堵截Alternate title on Fanqie

Stats

124Chapters

1.9kReads · 30 days

212.5kReads · all time

255Shelf adds, last 14 days

8.3Score

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It's a great read. I've read many of this author's books, and HP is truly amazing. I love the setting of this book; finally, it's my turn to be a Ravenclaw! The female lead's background, combined with a touch of ethnic minority culture, is very unique and charming. Growing up on the vast grasslands prevents her from having narrow-minded love.
24 likes1y ago
The fourth audiobook is here! Please take good care of each and every one of you!
21 likes1y ago
This is a newly released HP otome novel. The female protagonist, Ariel, is well-developed and charming. While there might be imperfections, flaws in the character make the story more three-dimensional. I believe this book will receive a high rating; it's a rare and excellent HP work. The pure incest theme is fine, and the male ghost is definitely going for it!
14 likes1y ago
The author's writing is exceptionally good. I've read all of the Harry Potter novels she's written, and she's truly written about all the characters I like (it's a pity there's no founding quartet; many people pair GG and AD together, but I really love it when all the couples are broken up). She's my favorite Harry Potter otome author of all time. Each of her heroines is unique and has her own personality; they're not clingy or dependent. 💕💕💕
13 likes1y ago
It's really good! Honestly, out of all the Harry Potter fanfiction, this is my favorite. I read it with a lot of patience 🍉🍉 If you don't like stories where the female lead is a sea queen who's dating several men at the same time and is also very intelligent, I highly recommend this one. It's a godsend for intellectual lovers!!!
11 likes1y ago
It's great! Even though there are only 27 chapters so far, each chapter is of high quality and has a good word count. The author is super kind. Ariel is a very gentle, kind, and polite person. She feeds cats and dogs, and she's reasonable with bad people, but she won't suffer if reasoning fails. Her brother, Ciarán, is a yandere, a scheming boy who knows how to play the victim.
11 likes1y ago
It's beautiful! Ariel is a gentle, kind, and intelligent girl. She shouldn't be restrained by anyone; she should be like an eagle soaring across the grasslands. (Those pictures of Tom were so satisfying! Hahaha!) The regrets and heart-wrenching events from the original story didn't happen. Perhaps it's because of the female lead, or perhaps it's the butterfly effect.
10 likes1y ago
Oh, it's so good! The ending won't have any romantic pairings, but there will be an epilogue, hehe. What did the daughter do wrong? She just gave every handsome boy a home! 😄 It's not enough! I want more! Speaking of which, the older brother is already having crazy thoughts. Will other male leads have similar experiences later? I'm so looking forward to it!
9 likes1y ago
It's really good. The author is so gentle and cute (I can't believe such an adorable character exists!) 💕 I love the author so much. Some of the sentences in it are really heartwarming 💕 I love the female lead's personality, she's really amazing! The carefree and unrestrained spirit of Mongolia makes me yearn for it, these settings are all so good [currently rushing to finish a draft] It's one of the more novel ones I've read 😳 I will always support the author! 😠😠😠😫😫😫 💕💕💕💕💕💕💕💕💕💕💕💕💕💕
8 likes1y ago
This book by the author is absolutely amazing! I especially love the female lead, and her brothers are super cute too—they're both incredibly adorable! The story revolves around the female lead, which is wonderful! I'm really looking forward to the next update! I really hope the author can write a side story later on, linking the female lead with her brothers.
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