Name: I Asked If You Wanted Kids, and You Called Me a Human Trafficker
Author: Bu Nishang of Liuxi

Synopsis

“Big Bro, the food at the police station really is the best. We haven't had a meal this good in ages.”

“If the food's so good, why didn't you eat more? You only managed half a pig, three sacks of rice, and ten bundles of noodles before you were full. You're useless!”

“That's not our fault! Since we started following you, our stomachs have shrunk. Besides, their cafeteria's gone now, isn't it?”

“So now that's my fault?”

“Big Bro, where are we going to score some free food tomorrow? How about the detention center? I want their steamed buns. They don't taste great, but at least there's plenty to fill you up.”

“Come on, they're not idiots. You think they'd let you in?”

“Then how about I shoot their windows with a rubber band?”

“We agreed on one meal every three days. We'll talk about it after three days.”

“Okay...”

Stats

75Chapters

791Reads · 30 days

432.8kReads · all time

7.0Score

71Listens

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